Free Parking?! Yep. Free parking.
“But what about parking?” people ask. We won’t deny it, we hear this a lot.
Sure, we’ll tell you where the free parking is, but it’s the best kept secret in town so keep it under your hat, okay? There’s plenty of free parking around the Market. We even have handicapped parking.
Hey Look! There’s Kyle over at the Sherman Theater table.
“Hey, KYLE! Kyle! Can you tell us about the parking situation?”
He answers us like he was just thinking about that very thing. “Sure,” he says. “There’s free parking available on Seventh Street between Courthouse Square and Sarah Street…”
The arrow shows where you can park for free on Seventh Street, 8am ’till Noon on Saturdays.
- These meters, beside the Courthouse on Seventh Street, mean “FREE PARKING!”
“…Monroe Street just off of Sixth, in front of the new Courthouse, is free parking…”
“…Seventh Street coming in from Main, up to Courthouse Square…”
“…and handicapped parking is the lot on Monroe, across from the new Courthouse and beside the old jail.”
“Thanks, Kyle. Catch you later!”
- Can you see the tents between the buildings? Okay, now keep an eye on that Volvo.
- See that Volvo from this side? The handicapped lot comes out here.
Buy some of that Garlic Honey Vinegar. It’s the best!
Now here’s a little something else you should know. There are no signs and not all of the free parking is marked. Why? Because we want it reserved for you, dear Market goer. If there were signs and all the meters were bagged, everybody in the county would hog your spot. Get it now?
And hey, even if you don’t find a free place to park, all of the streets off of Main are only 25 cents an hour.
See you Saturday!
